http://wonkette.com The D.C. Gossip Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:07:26 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Apologies in advance for those who still enjoy the Hippitty Hop and the Rap, because after watching this excruciating video, you too will finally agree that this genre of pop music probably went on for about 15 years longer than necessary .... the direct line from Vanilla Ice to this ... http://wonkette.com/412393/vaguely-hot-gal-briefly-spotted-in-comical-teabagger-rap-video Doug Hoffman, the wingnut geek who forced the Republican out of New York's 23rd congressional district special election but then lost that election to the Democrat and then proceeded to concede and later unconcede, finally admitted defeat (again) today, which caused the spontaneous pregnancy of Sarah Palin (again) and the ... http://wonkette.com/412392/sarah-palins-pet-wingnut-concedes-ny-congressional-race-again Louisiana sex creep David "Diaperman" Vitter is known for one thing, and one thing only: Hiring hookers and then making those hookers put adult diapers on him, so he can poop in the diapers, for sex kicks. He has been caught employing prostitutes at least twice, in New Orleans and ... http://wonkette.com/412391/david-vitter-now-pooping-in-ladies-underwear RedState hacked Harry Reid's "vBay" account! But will Harry press charges? [RedState] Barack Obama admits he is in an intense relationship with India but declines to say who is the "man" because he doesn't believe in gender roles. [TPM] Sarah Palin's book is full of terrible fibs about simple, honest Americans. And ... http://wonkette.com/412385/barack-obama-enjoys-golfing-watching-our-troops-die Some 400 years ago the Pilgrims and Indians dined together to celebrate a bountiful harvest, and then the nice Pilgrims gave the Indians smallpox blankets and killed just about all of them. To commemorate this glorious occurrence in our nation's history, we get the Thanksgiving holiday, and if you're sticking ... http://wonkette.com/412379/thanksgiving-wonkabout-style-turducken-for-all/?from=wonkette_post This James Perry person is running for mayor of New Orleans, the most desirable position in the country. Here is his commercial, #1 effective political video on teevee. You'll notice every other word has been artfully bleeped out, because of cursing! James Perry is also an Eagle Scout. [The Awl] http://wonkette.com/412390/new-orleans-mayoral-hopeful-learned-all-the-swear-words-like-six-days-ago Hey meet the winner of the Washington Post's pundit match: "Kevin"! He appears to be nothing more than a composite of all preexisting Washington Post op-ed writers, yet somehow even whiter. Synergy! [Washington Post] http://wonkette.com/412389/washington-post-pundit-contest-winner-has-all-kinds-of-new-perspectives-on-things