Wonkette

• Reliable Source: Kerry likes Zeta-Jones, Marilyn Monroe, calls Charlize Theron ” pretty extraordinary,” advises men look for a “woman who loves being a woman. Who wears her womanhood.”. . . Teresa: “I’m sure there will be stories that I’ve given birth to children from Mars. . . You know, there are a lot of bored people out there.”. . . Rumsfeld attends three-hour ballet in Russia. [WP]
• Rush & Molloy: Broadway actors, specifically the gay ones, asked by group to call in sick during convention to protest marriage ban. . . Hatch on Teresa: “She’s nuts. She’s crazy, but I like her.” [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Kerry flies hairstylist Isabelle Goetz from D.C. to Oregon. [NYDN]